Release Date: 06/10/11
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints
What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin
What’s pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword
Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals
An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!'
The greatest ever collection of filthy jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it’s totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright dirty. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law…
As an adult I love to have a laugh and I’m always on the hunt for a good joke so finding them, when you do is like gold dust. What this title by Llewellyn and Phil does is give the reader a huge amount of jokes to tell and whilst a lot of them are colourful there are some crackers within, the main problem is that like Louis Lamour said about gold “… you have to dig through a ton of dirt to find the yellow stuff.”
Add to this a number of jokes that I didn’t get and whilst it is catagorised so you can flick through it, you have to remember that the humour is subjective. After all what makes one laugh will have others stony faced. All in a good attempt but you might be better seeking out a comedian that you like and looking through one of their titles to get a real humdinger.